Johnny Dubs
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I should call you for the next lottery winning numbers here.Hell yeah! I’m already a day ahead of most of you!
When our daughter was in the Navy, she was usually somewhere near the dateline, and when she’d call, I’d say it was a call from the future! Now she’s in California, so I’m Futureman now!Hell yeah! I’m already a day ahead of most of you!
Chuckle....I’ll send you my number~I should call you for the next lottery winning numbers here.
No, that is time relativity.I believe in time travel. I truly do. The time it takes me to travel from my bed to my bathroom at 3:00 am every morning has increased over time as I've aged.
That's not what you meant? OK, never mind then.
You know it. Couple of my cousins say they have the same problem.No, that is time relativity.
There was a a discussion between 3 guys about what is the fastest thing in the universe.
First one says, thoughts. As you think it, its there, eh ?
Second one, everybody knows it's light, been proven over and over.
Third says, nahh ... it's having the shits.
The two others look at each other .. uh ?
Yes, when I get the shits and go to the toilet, I don't even have time to think about turning the light on, it's out.